Take a break & check out these crazy Amazon products for a quick laugh. Here are the Top 10 worst baby & kid items - these really are all available to buy on Amazon.com.
You'll never have to resort to one of these gifts if you order a toy now & set aside for when you need a last minute birthday gift or rainy day toy!
Diamond & Gold Pacifier - $17,000
Perfect baby gift next time you are invited to the baby shower of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, or any other celebrity with more money than sense.
Be warned, there is some debate within the Customer Reviews about the quality of the diamonds, so you may want to investigate the cut, clarity and color.
BOB - Manages TV Time & Video Game Time
With BOB available to babysit your kid, now you no longer have to talk to them about their TV habits.
46 Amazon reviewers have given BOB 5 out of 5 stars!
Safety Harness (aka Kid Leash)
Below are real excerpts from positive Amazon comments:
* My son's not thrilled about being tethered.
* The neck straps could have more cushion, as they press and dig into the child's neck if he falls or tries to hang on the leash.
Safety Helmet
This poor baby's expression says it all.
Urinal for Boys
For those inevitable times when your son is away from his urinal, see below for another Number One option.
Tinkle Tube - Toilet Aid
Great to keep in the car in case there are no bottles that can be used instead. How about pulling over to the nearest gas station?? And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Disposable Hand Covers for Kids
These disposable mittens are a warning sign on the slippery slope toward treating your kid like bubble boy.
Time Out Pad
Ideal for parents who forget kids are sitting in time out, as it has an automatic timer feature to remind them when it's over (can't say that's never happened to me!).
Saddle for Dad
Why only get one for Dad? Better yet, buy one for grandpa too - that should go over really well.
Love, Chic Baby - fragrances for little girls
Perfume for a baby! What more can be said about this? Ridiculous!
You'll never have to resort to one of these gifts if you order a toy now & set aside for when you need a last minute birthday gift or rainy day toy!
Diamond & Gold Pacifier - $17,000
Perfect baby gift next time you are invited to the baby shower of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, or any other celebrity with more money than sense.
Be warned, there is some debate within the Customer Reviews about the quality of the diamonds, so you may want to investigate the cut, clarity and color.
BOB - Manages TV Time & Video Game Time
With BOB available to babysit your kid, now you no longer have to talk to them about their TV habits.
46 Amazon reviewers have given BOB 5 out of 5 stars!
Safety Harness (aka Kid Leash)
Below are real excerpts from positive Amazon comments:
* My son's not thrilled about being tethered.
* The neck straps could have more cushion, as they press and dig into the child's neck if he falls or tries to hang on the leash.
Safety Helmet
This poor baby's expression says it all.
Urinal for Boys
For those inevitable times when your son is away from his urinal, see below for another Number One option.
Tinkle Tube - Toilet Aid
Great to keep in the car in case there are no bottles that can be used instead. How about pulling over to the nearest gas station?? And don't forget to purchase this together with the next product to protect kids hands from misses or spills.
Disposable Hand Covers for Kids
These disposable mittens are a warning sign on the slippery slope toward treating your kid like bubble boy.
Time Out Pad
Ideal for parents who forget kids are sitting in time out, as it has an automatic timer feature to remind them when it's over (can't say that's never happened to me!).
Saddle for Dad
Why only get one for Dad? Better yet, buy one for grandpa too - that should go over really well.
Love, Chic Baby - fragrances for little girls
Perfume for a baby! What more can be said about this? Ridiculous!
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